Weird Al Yankovic

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A Complicated Song

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A COMPLICATED SONG by Weird Al Yankovic This is my first tab, so don't yell at me. This probably isn't how it's played but I Think it goes pretty good with the music. This could probably also be played to the Original song by Avril Lavigne, "Complicated." So, yeah. Enjoy. I guess.

Achy Breaky Song

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You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boone Or crank your Abba records until dawn Oh, I could even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfair Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon Or play some Tiffany on 8 track or CD

Albuquerque

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Song: Albuquerque Artist: Weird Al Yankovic CD: Running With Scissors Copyright: 1999 Volcano Entertainment Tabbed For: Electric Guitar

Amish Paradise

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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows

Angry White Boy Polka

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Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort Suffocation: no breathing. Don't give a (whoop) if I cut my arms bleeding This is my last resort Cause I'm losing my sight losing my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine Losing my sight losing my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

Another One Rides The Bus

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[Verse 1] Riding in the bus down the boulevard and the place was pretty packed. (Yuagh!) Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand with the perverts in the back. It was smelling like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor, We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more, look out!

Another Tatoo

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[Intro] Beautiful tats, all over my back! Makes me so proud, I'm gonna shout it out loud! I got another tattoo, baby! (Yeah!) Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

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[Verse 1] They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise

Avocado

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Avocado, what makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long Oh you're a green one, and you know that you're out of season You better let somebody eat you,...let somebody eat you You better let somebody eat you....before, it's too late....

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

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Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing' So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world now Where'd you like to go ta?"

Bob

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I man Regal, German I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi

The Brady Bunch

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[Verse 1] You can watch Mr. Rogers, you can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game or The Addams Family. I say, you can watch Barney Miller and you can watch your MTV And you can watch till your eyes fall out of your head, that'll be okay with me

Buckingham Blues

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[Verse 1] Gonna tell you a story about Chuck and Diane, Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham. Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star, And ride his little horsies all around the backyard, oh yeah!

Buy Me A Condo

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[Chorus] Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart, Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards. I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn. I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.

Cable Tv

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[Verse 1] I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by, Well, I was just about ready to curl up and die. But then one day I got a visit from the cable company, Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in and now I got cable TV.

Callin In Sick

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I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp" I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I'm not busy now anyway. Hey..........

Canadian Idiot

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Weird Al Yankovic - "Canadian Idiot" From: Straight Outta Linwood Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day

Captain Underpants Theme Song

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[Verse 1] Are you worried about impending doom? Those evil villains got ya filled with gloom? Don't ya fear, there's a hero in the sky! The sky! The sky!

Cavity Search

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[Verse] Listening to the muzak, hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it pal, root canal

The Checks In The Mail

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Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink, boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again, say what was your name anyway? Well were working on the problem well get back to you soon but don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every Afternoon, for a year maybe longer keep in touch, thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

Christmas At Ground Zero

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Song: Christmas at Ground Zero Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic Album: Polka Party Year: 1986. Transcribed by Goodwin 18/08/2005.

Close But No Cigar

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Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more than

Cnr

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Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man, the kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses, and he had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal, and excreted diamonds every day He could throw you down a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway....

Constipated

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[Verse 1] Pizza party at your house. I went just to check it out. Nineteen extra larges, what a shame. No one came! Just us eatin' all alone. You said, "Take the pizza home." No sense lettin' all this go to waste, so then I faced!

Dare To Be Stupid

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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me it's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys it's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket you better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's time you better find yourself an itch to scratch

Do I Creep You Out

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I like to feel the warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool and usually I stare My precious one I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage

Don't Download This Song

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Thanks to hikkle0202, who did the heavy legwork, putting together ver1, which I scraped As a template. But! Several of his chords are unfortunately wrong. The correct chords give it a much More pleasing vibe.

Dont Wear Those Shoes

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[Verse 1] I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy

Eat It

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How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate

Ebay

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[Verse 1] A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay

Everything You Know Is Wrong

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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck

First World Problems

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[Verse 1] My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu

Foil

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I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later

Franks 2000 Inch Tv

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Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock

Generic Blues

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[Verse 1] I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning, then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head..........you know what I'm sayin'

Genius In France

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(single hit) Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy Bow

George Of The Jungle

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[Verse 1] George, George, George of the jungle, Strong as he can be. Ahhh...! Watch out for that tree!

Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

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Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls they wanna have lunch Oh, girls they just wanna have lunch

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch

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[Verse 1] Some girls like to buy new shoes, And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos. There's only one thing that they all like a bunch: Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch.

Good Enough For Now

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Oh, you know I couldn't live a single day without you, Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is honey, you're the greatest. Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good.

Good Old Days

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[Verse 1] Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn

Gotta Boogie

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A D7sus Gotta boogie. A D7sus Gotta boogie. A D7sus

Grapefruit Diet

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Verse 1 Who's that waddlin' down the street? It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham. Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Gump

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He's Gump, He's Gump What's in his head? He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump Is he in-bred?

The Hamilton Polka

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How does bastard, orphan, son of whore and Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar? The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father

Happy Birthday

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[Chorus] Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you!

Hardware Store

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[Verse] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right outta my mind Until a friend told me the news

Headline News

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Standard Tuning EADGBe NO CAPO Intro:

Homer And Marge

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The other version has the right progression, just in the wrong key. The song Actually starts tone up on instead of . The progression is , , , . Here are the lyrics. Little ditty, 'bout Homer and Marge, Her heart was as big as his stomach was Large

I Lost On Jeopardy

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I was there to match my intellect on national TV Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night Art Fleming gave the answers, oh but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

I Love Rocky Road

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I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, Vanilla just leaves me cold.

I Remember Larry

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[Verse 1] Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off

I Think Im A Clone Now

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Born in science lab late one night, without mother or father, just test tube and womb with view I think I'm a clone now, there's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now, cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now, and I can stay at home while I'm out of town I think I'm a clone now, cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I Want A New Duck

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[Verse 1] I want a new duck, one that won't try to bite, One that won't chew a hole in my socks, one that won't quack all night. I want a new duck, one with big webbed feet, One that knows how to wash my car and keep his room real neat.

If That Isnt Love

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[Verse 1] I'm your shelter from the storm You know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm Your freezing hands inside my butt crack

Ill Be Mellow When Im Dead

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[Verse 1] I don't care about your karma, I don't care about what's hip, No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do. I won't swim in your jacuzzi, you can't make me settle down, I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch and scream until I'm blue.

Inactive

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[Verse 1] I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now [wheezes] I'm out of shape, fattening up

Jackson Park Express

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Tuesday morning, 8:15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express

Jerry Springer

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[Chorus] G Cadd9 It's been one week since we got to see G Cadd9 Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry

Jurassic Park

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[Chorus 1] Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in the rain... I admit it's kinda eerie but this proves my chaos theory And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh nooooooooooo!

King Of Suede

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[Verse 1] There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.

Lame Claim To Fame

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[Verse] One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall

Lasagna

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[Verse 1] La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go

Like A Surgeon

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[Verse 1] I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two. I was last in my class. Barely passed at the institute, Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid a malpractise suit.

Livin In The Fridge

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[Verse] There's something weird in the fridge today, I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away, I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive...

Living With A Hernia

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He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss F7 Gdim7 He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss

Melanie

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Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me?

Midnight Star

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I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned a few things I never knew before

Mission Statement

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Mission Statement By Weird Al Yankovic Tabbed by Maforoni Standard Tuning

Money For Nothing - Beverly Hillbillies

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Huh Now lookie here people, listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed

Mr Frump In The Iron Lung

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Bridge: I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon Sit down by his side and say, "Hi" And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say

Mr Popeil

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[Verse 1] I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!

My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder

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[Verse] Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y

My Bologna

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[Chorus 3] Never gonna stop, eat it up, such a tasty snack, I always eat too much and throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo, m-m-m-my bologna.......my bologna M-m-m-m-m my, my, my, yi, yi, woo, m-m-m-my bologna.......my bologna

Nature Trail To Hell

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(Verse) Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, And he hacks up two or three in every scene.

The Night Santa Went Crazy

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[Verse] Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

Now You Know

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[Verse 1] You thought you knew me, well you better guess again Now you know the whole story, now you've heard it all, my friend You know all my dirty secrets, cause we spilled all the tea There's nothing left to hide baby, how you like the real me?

Ode To A Superhero

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Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire

One More Minute

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[Verse 1] Well I heard that you're leaving (leaving), Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind), 'Cause you found a brand new lover, You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh...).

Pac-Man

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[Verse] I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman

Pancreas

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Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Title: Pancreas Album: Straight outta Lynwood Tabbed by: Greatunkel

Party At The Leper Colony

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Saturday night is the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Party In The Cia

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[Verse 1] I moved out to langley recently With a plain and simple dream Want to infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime

Perform This Way

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[Verse 1] My mama told me when I was hatched Act like a superstar Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress And someday you will go far

Phony Calls

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Little Melvin has a natural obsession, askin' for Prince Albert in a can He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call, to some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning, gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four He won't be laughin when they're tracin' his line, one day the phone police will be there at his door

Polka Face

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Mum mum mum mah Mum mum-muh Oh whoa oh oh oh Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody)

Polka On 45

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[3. Devo - Jocko Homo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. Dsus2 D7 I say it's all just wind and sails.

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

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[Verse 1] Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks, and none of them would last But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to die for! He really knows his shtick!

Ricky

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[R:] Hey Lucy, I'm home! [L:] Oh Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Ricky, hey Ricky! [R:] Oh Lucy, you're so fine,

Ringtone

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[Intro] Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret, a bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the same

Rye Or The Kaiser

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[Verse 1] Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

The Saga Begins

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A long long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation in

She Drives Like Crazy

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[Verse] Where'd you learn How to steer? You do 80 In second gear

She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

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[Verse] When we first met she seemed perfectly normal. I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change, started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well

Since You've Been Gone

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Since you've been gone Well I feel like I've been chewing on tin foil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand

Skipper Dan

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I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away Graduated first in my class at Julliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood

Slime Creatures From Outer Space

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[Verse 1] Things just haven't been the same since the flying saucer came, Now the aliens are on the loose. Well, we tried to hold 'em back, tried to ward off their attack, But our atom bombs were just no use.

Smells Like Nirvana

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[Verse] What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

Spam

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[Chorus 1] Spam in the place where I live, ham and pork Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now Spam in my luchbox at work, it's the best Really makes a darn good sandwitch any way you slice it at all

Sports Song

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[Chorus] Your sports team is vastly inferior. That simple fact is plainly obvious to see. We’re gonna kick your collective posterior. Of course, you realize we’re speaking figuratively.

Spy Hard

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A man of intrigue He lives for the thrill Always has places to go And people to kill Danger is the game he plays

Stop Draggin My Car Around

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[Verse 1] Had to park my car for just five minutes, I had to go inside to use the phone. When I came back again my car was gone, Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone.

Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

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Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no way you're gonna slow it down You say we gotta treasure each moment Who knows how long we're gonna be around

Such A Groovy Guy

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[Verse 1] I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight, I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm a such an awesome sight, It makes me wanna kneel down and pray.

Tacky

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[Verse 1] It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid I Instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay

That Boy Could Dance

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[Verse 1] We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek, He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak. He never used to hang around with the guys, He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies.

Theme From Rocky Xiii The Rye Or The Kaiser

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[Verse 1] Emadd9 C/E Fat and weak, what a disgrace, Guess the champ got too lazy. Emadd9 C/E

This Is The Life

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"Weird Al" Yankovic This is the Life Released: 1984 Standard tuning, no capo

This Song Is Just Six Words Long

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[Chorus] This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long

Tmz

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You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity, And so it only makes sense, the world would be Obsessed with every single thing you do They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night, They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might

Traffic Jam

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[Verse 1] Carbon monoxide, making me choke, no A.C., and the radio's broke Cars backed up, far as you can see, seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh and just in case you're wondering, I'll tell you where I am I'm right here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this...

Trapped At The Drive Through

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Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me

Trigger Happy

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[Verse 2] There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Truck Drivin' Song

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I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on My diesel rig is northward bound

Virus Alert

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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really want to give you a warning Cause I found out this morning Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"

Weasel Stomping Day

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[Verse 1] Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Whatever You Like

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[Intro] Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

When I Was Your Age

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[Verse 1] Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough

White And Nerdy (acoustic)

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They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Why Does This Always Happen To Me

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I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru. There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive. On the Richter scale it measured 8.2. And I said, "God, please answer me one question?

Word Crimes

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Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Am Fadd9 Hey, hey, hey

Yoda

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Intro: I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

You Don't Love Me Anymore

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We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, Oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flames died down

You Make Me

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You make me wanna slam my head against the wall, You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall, You make me watch the Gong Show There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it You make me, You make me, You make me, That's what you do to me

Young Dumb And Ugly

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[Verse 1] We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not get us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn

Your Horoscope For Today

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Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today

Youre Pitiful

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My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform