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Standard Tuning EADGBe
Intro:
Verse 1:
Aquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day
Pieces! Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola Virus
You are the true lord of the dance No matter what those idiots at work say
Aries! The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40lb watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf and give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus! You will never find true happiness what you gonna do cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
Chorus 1:
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Verse 2:
Gemini! Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest.
Cancer! The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driving test
Leo! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your bosses face oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick
Virgo! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligence EXCEPT FOR YOU!
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
Chorus 2
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Bridge: ----
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the
planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you
let me give u my assurance that these forecasts n predictions are based on solid scientfic documented evidence
so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I?
Verse 3:
Libra! A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you!
Laughter is the very best medicine remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio! Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem you stupid freak
Sagittarius! All your friends are laughing behind your back "Kill them...."
Take down all the naked pictures of Ernest Borgiene you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn! The stars say you're a exciting and wonderful person but you know they're lying
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never leave my house again
Chorus 3:
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
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