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All Things Dull And Ugly

D A G E A7 F#

All things dull and ugly All creatures short and squat All things rude and nasty The Lord God made the lot

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

G Am7 D7 Em7 E7 C7(dim)

(Parlé :) Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewin'on life's gristle, don't grumble give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best

And Did Those Teeth

C Am G Am7 F D

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And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England’s mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England’s pleasant pastures seen?

The Ballad Of Brave Sir Robin

D Em G B7 Am

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

Brave Sir Robin

D Em G B7 Am

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

Brians Song

C Em G D Eb B7

And his face became spotty, Yes, his face became spotty. And his voice dropped down low, and things started to grow, On young Brian and show; he was certainly no...

Bruces Philosophers Song

E E7 B A B7 G#

[Verse 1] Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

Christmas in Heaven

G C Am C/B C/A

Spoken Intro: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT'S TRULY A REAL HONOURABLE EXPERIENCE TO BE HERE THIS EVENING. A VERY WONDERFUL AND WARM AND EMOTIONAL MOMENT FOR ALL OF US. AND l'D LIKE TO SING A SONG FOR ALL OF YOU.

Decomposing Composers

C G F Am Em

Chord Pattern 1 Beethoven's gone but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door.

Do What John

C G F A B

[Verse 1] Do what John? Do what John? Come again do what? Do what John? Do what John? Do what? Do what? Do what?

Eric The Half A Bee

G C D F Am A

Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

Every Sperm Is Sacred

G C D7 G7 Ab A7

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then; There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but; I've never been one of them.

Finland

G C D7 D Am7

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Fin - land is the coun - try where we dance. Fin - land is the coun - try where we play. Here in Fin - land, boy and girl can find a true ro-mance In tra - di - tional Scan - di - na - vian vay

Galaxy Dna Song

G D7 G6 E7 Am Gmaj7

Artist: Monty Python's Flying Circus Song: Galaxy song (DNA version) 2014 Performance: Monty Python live (Mostly), O2 Arena, London Originally Composers: Eric Idle and John Du Prez 2014 version: Eric Idle, John Du Prez and Prof. Brian Cox

Galaxy Song

Bb F Cm Gm Dm G7

Whenever life gets you down Mrs Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel like you've had quite enou-ou-ou-ou-ough...

Henry Kissinger

G A7 D7 G7 C7 E7

G Daug Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya; You're the doctor of my dreams. With your crinkly hair, and your glassy stare, And your Machiavellian schemes.

Holzfäller Lied - Lumberjack Song - German Version

G D7 C G/B D A7

Holzfäller Ich fäll' den Baum und ess' mein Brot, Geh' auch mal auf's WC! Am Mittwoch geh' ich bummeln Und nehm Gebäck zum Tee!

I Bet You They Wont Play This Song On The Radio

D A E Gm Gbm

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio I bet you they won't play this new $%^*ing song It's not that it's %$!& or #*&^* controversial It's just that the @*$*ing words are awfully strong You can't say *^&* on the radio, Or ~#$-, Or ^&*$, Or #*&*

I like Chinese

G D A Em Am

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Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuelear bombs to blow us all There are tools and idiots sitting On the trigger,

Im Not Dead Yet

C G F D Ab A

I am not dead yet, I can dance and I can sing. I am Not dead yet, I can do the Highland Fling. I am not dead yet, no Need to go to bed no, need to call a doctor cause I'm Not yet dead

Im So Worried

C G7 Dm7 F G Am

Song: I'm so worried Artist: Monty Python Composers: Terry Jones and André Jacquemin Albums: Monty Python sings/Monty Python's contractual obligation album

Ive Got Two Legs

E B A F#m

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground and When I move them they walk around and When I lift them they climb the stairs and When I shave them they ain't got hairs I've got two...

Knights Of The Round Table

C G A G7 B F

We're Knights Of The Round Table We dance when e'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot

Lumberjack Song

G C D7 A7 Am7 D

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day

The Meaning Of Life

G C G7 D7 E7 Gmaj7

Why are we here? What's life all a-bout? Is God really real? Or is there some doubt? Well, to-night, we're going to sort it all out; For to-night, it's 'The Meaning of Life'.

Medical Love Song

D A7 G B7 E7 D7

Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile. I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while. I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June, E7 A7 Aaug I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

Money Song

Ab D G Eb Eb7 Db

I′ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge I′ve got lots of lovely lira Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer And my dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn Bridge

Never Be Rude To An Arab

G D C E Am A

[Intro] [Verse 1] Never be rude to an Arab

Penis Song

G D A F# E7 C

[Verses] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong. It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick.

Philosopher's Song

D A G B7 E7

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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume

The Silly Walks Song

G D C E Am

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[1st Verse] Morning, morning, morning Morning Jill, morning Jack Can't complain keep coming back

Sit On My Face

C F G Dm G7 Am

[Verse 1] Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralise When I'm between your thighs

The Song That Goes Like This

F C E D Em B

Song: The song that goes like this Artist: Monty Python Composers: Eric Idle and John Du Prez Album: Spamalot

The Tale Of Sir Robin

Em D G B B7 E5

[Verse 1] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh, brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

The Universe Song

C G7 A E7 A7 Cmaj7

Just re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving Revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour And orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. Now the sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see